Minsara Kanavu (Pokiri Dreams - Lead role is not Asin 'Thottumkal' but Pokiri 'Kottumkal')

Dec 31st Sam India vanthalo illayo ana ennoda kanavula vantha.

Naan kooda intha PK story'la vara Ninaithen Vandhai range'uku oru dream gal varumnu full anticipationoda thoonignu irunthen, ana antha mathiri gujals'a ethuvume varla. Ore bitu bita kanavu vanthuche thavira Pilot theatre'la bit ottra mathiriye illa. Seri PK'voda Kindness bit'oda ithayum sethu vuttomna ithelleam nalaiku sarithirathula varum, ennaku sila vappanga, students ellam notes edupaanga. Theva illama Abdul Kalam, book padichu kaasu waste pannatha direct'a sonthama kanavau kaana arambichiruvaanga.

Scene 1: (Hotel Room, Some place, God knows where)
Everybody is getting ready to go to lunch. I am seriously browsing some useless stuff in internet. Thalai and Kakka are restlessly waiting for me

Kakka: Dei Pakiri, vaada saapda polam, ennaku pasikuthu da. Inniki gummu workout, Chicken Biriyani'oda fish senthu saaptomna body gummunu MASS podum.

Thalai: Kakka Biriyani saaptu SLIM'a irukiye, unga vootle ponnu pakkraangala?

Kakka: Thalaivare enna thalaivare solreenga. Naane maadu mathiri musclesoda irukren. Intha body'a pathu kooda enga casette'la olipachchan kolaru solli reject panraanga, neenga vera enna verupethureenga.

Thalai: Athilla maaple, ithu than LADIES'a pickup panrathuku naan use panra technique

Pakiri: Thalaivare, chicken biryani'la LADIES FINGER'a kooda pickup panna mudiyathe, neenga eppadi ladies'a pick up pannuveenga

Thalai: Maaple ennaku BUTTER FINGERS so ennala chiken biryani'la chicken'a kooda vibration illama pickup panna mudiyathu.

Kakka: Thalaivare Fish Fingers saaptruken, athu enna thalaiver Butter Fingers, ore protein'aa?

Thalai: Ithuku than nee TRAVEL & LINING Channel paakanum. athu ennana....

Kakka: Thalaivare pasi thaanga mudiyala, enna patha slim iruktha illaye.

Pokiri: Seri Slim'na enna pannuve, illena enna pannuve

Kakka: Slim sonna oru 4 biriyani , 4 full tandoori Slim illa sonna oru 3 biriyani , 4 tandoori.

Pokiri: Enna kakka, 3 Bank 4 agent mathiri lunch saapdriyeda. Seri ok, thalaivre sollunga what matternu chicken pavam.

Thalai (Chanramuki Rajni style): Athavathu kakka, intha ladies'uku kalyanam ayirucha illaye, boy friends iruka illaya ithe sila arikurihal vachi namma therinchukalam. First ellarum slim aha try pannuvaanga. Fruits ellam saapduvaanga. So nee directa poitu boy friends iruka ketta thupiruvaalunga. So decent'a behave pannanum

Pokiri: Thalaivare eppadi thalaivare decent'a behave panrathu, spoon vachi fruits saapdanuma?

Thalai: Athellam theva kedayathu, avanga saapdrappo enna saapdraanga poi paakanum, generalla fruits saaptaangana "Fruits saaptu, slim'a irukeenglae unga vootla payan theduraangala kekkanum"

Pokiri: Appo full meals saapta?

Thalai: Maaple intha mathiri nee keppenu theriyum full meals saapta "Full meals saaptu, slim'a irukeenglae unga vootla payan theduraangala kekkanum"

Pokiri: Workout ahuma thalaivare?

Thalai: Onnu antha ponnu unnaku workout ahum, illena athu kadupula Full mealsa appadiye vachitu poirum so atleast unnaku OC soravathu workout aahum.

Kakka: Seri neenga unga mokkaya continue pannunga, naan poitu Biriyanioda full meals saaptu mass podren......


Scene 2: (After some 30 mins of extra discussion on Full Meals and Ladies, Me and thalai walking out of hotel room to have lunch)

Pakiri: Enna Thalaivare, soooooorrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thalai: Sooorrrrrruuuuuu

Pakiri: Enna saapdrathu thalaivare?

Thalai: Ennaku chevva dosham athanala oru dosa eduthuko, inniki vyalakelama, so vaalaka kootu. Senthu saapte ennaku ponnu kedachirumnu 1000 varusham munnaidye olai chuvadila eluthi vachirukaanga.

Pakiri: (Thinking Paavam antha ponnu, yaaru petha pullayo): Soooru thalaivare, saaptu enna thalaivare panrathu

Thalai: Lighta saaptukalam maaple, enna room'uku vanthu Remy Martin start pannanum

Pakiri: thalaivare neenga Yanni Fan theriyum ana Ricky Martin Fan theriyathe

Thalai: Inga paru pakiri nee guitar master kedayathu nee oru parotaa master atha purinchiko. Chumma guitar vaangi vootu showcase'la vachikinu " I am a music man'mu" overa peethikatha. Remy Martin appdingrathu oru Cognac (Pronounced coniyac). Seema saraku. Atha adikirom.

Pakiri: OK boss

(Ippo opposite'la Sam coming)

Pakiri: Thalaivare yaaru vara parrunga, namma Sam vanthirika. "Wassup Sam, whaz goin on..."

Thalai: Aiyo ivan wassup solla arambichuta nirutha maatane wasichikine povane.

Sam: Hi, enga pora?

Pakiri: Saapda porom, nee enna inthapakkam

Sam: Naan kooda sandwich saapda than poren, ennoda vaanga ennaku super restaurant theriyum

Pakiri: Oh appadiya, ithu than enga Thalaivar, unnaku kooda theriyume all this KDTV

Sam: Oh ya ya. Thalaivare pleased to meet you

Thalai: Sandwich saaptnu slim'a irukeengale unga vootla payan theda arambichutaangala?

Sam (looking at me):?????

Pakiri (looking at Thalai):!@#$#^#@#^$#^#@$%#$

(Sam taking us to basement in hotel. Anga oru aircraft standing)

Pakiri: Inga paaraaa, hotel kulla flight vachirukaanga

Thalai: En pakiri flight kulla hotel vachirukrappo, hotel kulla flight vachiruka koodatha?

Pakiri(nayagan background music) : Ta da da da ta da da, ta da da ta da da, ta da da daaaaa. Konnuteenga thalaivare

Pakiri (to sam): Inga emergency exit kitta ukkanthukalame. Enna appo than kaala neetikine relaxed'a saapdalam.

Sam: Absolutely

Thalai (to air hostess): Ennaku oru 4 Brandy Brandy Large. pakiri chinna payan seekirama thookirum , so avanukku oru beer kodunga pothum

Pakiri (To Sam): nee ethuvum saapdalaya?

Sam: Enga appava paakanum. Seriously. Neenga saraku adinga. Ungalukku koochama iruntha naan vena intha pakkam thirumbikiren

Thalai (after some rounds) : Thanni Thanni Jil Thanni,
Cold vantha sudu thanni,
Veyil adicha jil thanni,
Romba pasicha pork Panni ....... (goes to sleep. Pakiri chinna payan, oru 1 hr munnaidye out)


Scene 3: (One big party being hosted in a big stadium)

Pakiri: Enga thalaiver irukom?

Thalai: Therla maaple. Ana inga ellarum coat suit potukinu summma ginninu irukraanga, oru vela ellam server'a irupaanga nenaikiren.

Pakiri: Enna thalaivare neenga mukka pant, wrinkle free satta pottu suthureenga, neenga inga cleaner mathiri irukreenga?

Thalai: Pakiri naanavathu paravalla, mukka pant, nee underwear (Shorts eppovume looks like underwear to me) than potruke, septic tank cleaner mathiri iruke

Pakiri: Thalaivare ennoda talent ungalukku theriyathu, naangellam underwearlaye erumaya pudichavaga.

Sam (approaches us): Enna journey nalla irunthucha?

Pakiri: Nan inga jetty pottu janni vantha mathiri nadugikitu iruken nee ennadana journey pathi pesure? Seri ithu entha ooru?

Sam: This is Netherlands.

Pakriri: Woodlands'la sapdapolam sollitu nee paatuku Netherlands kooptu vanthute, enga vootla yaary badil solluvaanga

Sam: Athellam naan pathukiren, enga appavuku BDay party celebration, so athunaala oru flight anupchi ennayum ennoda frndsayum kooptu vara sonnaru. Ennoda frnds New Year solli ooruku poitaanga. Seriously. Athan vetti pasanga ungala kooptu vanthuten.

Pakiri: Ivlo kevalama dress panninu vanthiruken, ithanaala unga appa status'uku onnum prechani ayiraathe

Sam: Enga appa unnakaha neat'a oru suit order pannirukaaru, atha pottu avara poi meet pannu.

Pakiri: Ana ennoda height vanthu 46" appuram waist vanthu 33" inseam pathena.......

Sam (like vadivelu comedy): Nee podra intha silk jettiku oru 3" pothathu.

Thalai: Pakiri naanum yosichi pathen, onnum puriyala. Ama intha Netherlanda enga irukrom? Amsterdam'a, Rotterdam'a illa Mysore Dam'a?

Pakiri: En thalaivare kekureenga

Thalai (Thirumalai style): Illa Amsterdam varaikum vanthaachu, poitu oru palana padam pathutu vanthuren. Bye...

Pakiri: Thalaiver, thaniya vuttute pohatheenga......

(Thalaivar leaves for palana padam, Sam leaves for pappa party. Suit comes, me go to Sam's Dad)

Pakiri: Hey Uncle, How are you? How is it goin?

SD: Vaanga. Neenga thana intha po......

Pakiri: Pokiri uncle. Athu ennoda patta per.

SD: Naan, atha solla varala intha ponnungala patha ponthukula maranchi pora aalu....

Pakiri: Absolutely...

SD: Neenga than ennoda Body Guard inniki night'uku. Ungaloda duty ennaku yaaravathu sarakku offer panna, neenga taste panni kodukanum.

Pakriri: Aiyave, en rasa, punishmentum koduthu, bottleum koduthu enjoy panna sonna neenga uncle kedayathu. DGPPP..

SD: peperapii oooothunathu pothum. 1st oruthan Rum'oda varane athu yaaru theriyuma

Pakiri: I know this Manu Chabbaria Saab'u. Harbour king, char rum factory, dubai'la dus boat, aamburla theen goat, char sou aadmi

Manu : Are wah wah. Bahut kush hua. Yeh legie

Pakiri (Tasting a bit, and to SD): Unceel, ithu saani mathiri sappunu iruku verum duplicate, u reject.

SD: Good job. Seriously. Next varathu yaary theriyutha

Pakiri: I know this Sandi from madurai, Mela maasi veedhi, rendu aruva godown, naalu spirit factory, nooru eruma, 50 aalu avangaluku oru 50 .....

Sandi: Sandi, Sandile. Sandiyoda aalu vanthale sarayam varuthu solluvaanga.Appadipatta Sandiye vanthirukena poidu, ellathayum vuttutu poidu

Pakiri: Anna ennathan neenga vanthalum, New Year innum varalana. New Year vanthona, intha dum adikiratha vuturena.. Vootla anni sornakkava kettatha solluna.....


(Full dream stopping. Patha 2pm. PK'ku call pottu happy Bday sollitu. Oru Cigaretteuku Thanks sollitu. Valakam pola New Year resolution to quit smoking eduthaachu)