(Big discussion on phone with Thalaivar.)
Thalaivar: Pakiri, namma peruku than EZOO EZOO'nu peethikirom.
Pokiri: Thirutham, naan ennikume EZOO'nu peethikitathu kedayathu. Oru Villu,Kuruvi, Pokiri, Sura, ATM, GLM, Somasundaram, appadi than peethiruken. PK' than Swati'te overa EZOO EZOO'nu peethikitu irukaaru. Athu mattum illa...
T: Niruthu, ippo en theva illama PK pathi thappa pesure? Ennathan irunthalum, naanga ore pamily. Aalu valantha alavukku, unnaku athu valarala
P: Thalaivare....................
T: Naan moolaye sonnen. Sari, naan enna solla vanthena, EZOO'nu per vachirukrome, ana animals pathi unnaku enna theriyum.
P: Enna Thalaivare, ippadi solliteenga. Athan Discovery Channel pota supera theriyuthe
T: Seri unnoda theramaya naan test panren. Naan animals pathi kekura qn'uku unnala olunga badil solla mudiyuthanu paapom.
P: Thalaivare, animals pathi ennakeva, neenga +2'la BASIC programming padichappo, naanga karapamboochiyum, thavalayum adichi open heart surgery panni, ladies tiffin box kullara pottavanunga. Kelunga, inniki oru kai pathruvom
T: Inniki topic most Dangerous animals. 1st qn. Poona family'la (Cat family'la) most dangerous animal ennathu
P: Neengathan
T: Naan pothuva kekkala, wild animals'la ketten.
P: Appo Tiger
T: Ok, Sura
P: Antha padam innum release ahala. Annona pathu solren.
T: Shark family'la ketten
P: thalaivare, naan en frnd'te phone panni ketukalama
T: Yaarte phone panna pore
P: Parvathi.
T: Avante ketta Suraputtu solluvan. Athellam mudiyathu. Olunga sollu
P: Oruvela, Great White Shark
T: Rightu vudu, Snake'laye dangerous snake ethu?
P: Anaconda
T: Nee konda potta, dangerous snake Anaconda ayiduma, othukamudiyathu, athu thappu. Thappa sollite.
P: Appo Black Mamba
T: En Mamba'nu Pambure. Katham Katham, mudinthathu mudinchupochu, no second chance. Olunga poi Animal Planet pathu kathuke, namma next meet pannuvom
(Call Disconnected)
P: Paara, mudumalaila road orama oru erumaya pathutu, intha Bison vudura scene'uku alave illam poiruchu. Seri namma National Geographic'la Love pathi program podraanga, atha pathu eppadi ladies'a pick panren mattum paaru.
Scene 2: (Watching National Geographic TV)
NG: There are three main attributes which woman look for in potential mate. One of them is muscular features, which in old times implied that a person would be able to take care of the woman and offspring.........
P: Ennathu muscle'sa, appadina Kakka'va oru 100 ladies suthi vanthirukanum. Ithu varaikum avana suthi oru ladies Dog kooda vanthathu kedayathu. PK paaru, thonthi vachikinu "ilanthonthi azhagu"nu peela vuttutu thiriraaru ana avarauku than EZOO'laye neraya girl frnds. Itha vera naan nambittu Gym poren sollitu ithuvaraikum oru 15000 rupees waste pannitenepa.......
NG: Another feature which women weigh is the sense of humor. Sense of humor means a creative brain and intelligence. There is a theory that claims, it is the female attraction for creativity that lead to humans evolving into intelligent beings and taking over the world.......
P: Ada pavaihala, pachaya puluhuraanunga. Kamal, Kakkaku (Thalaivare oru humor, avaruku ethuku sense of humor) illatha sense of humor'a PK'te iruku. Ivanunga research panni onnume olunga solla maatrangale pa. Oru 15 mins waste ayiruche
NG: The most important of all attributes is "Kindness".....
P:@#$%$#@^$#&^$%^*$%^*^&%
NG: It means the person will take look after the offspring with care. Also only people with perfect genetic makeup tend to be Kind. Mutations caused by diseases and other factors tend to make people selfish.
P: Otha ithuku mela naan pakka mudiyathu. Intha elava kekrathuku, Set Top Box vaangi pottu kaasu than waste. Ithuku Chutti TV'la "Lucky Luke" pathiruntha ethutha vootu Chinna payanoda friends ayitu avanga akaala correct pannirukalam. Aiyo ippo saraku adiche ahanume.....
(Calling bell rings)
P: Otha ivanunga vera, ore Disturbance, ennaku intha disturbance naale pudikaathu. Evanda avan....
(Opening the door. One super north indian figure outside. Me parata thala, bullet holes baniyan, costly boxers)
P: (Che intha dress'la patha ithu madiyathu. Full criminal thinking) Yaaru, Ennaku English theriyathu. echusme. My brother English. Ingaye irunga
(Went inside, nalla thalaila enna vachi padiya seevi, full formals, blazer, shoes, tie ellam pottu, opening the door)
P: Hi, my brother telling, ladies coming. Who you want? (showing other apartments in same floor) That Mala, his Bala, my Pokiri, this Kala. OK
Ladies: Hello sir, I am Vidya. Can I come in?
P: Absolutely
Vidya: I am coming from CRY. You are our Donor. I am here to spread awareness about road side beggars with Child sir.
P: (Ada ippo than paathom Kindness than Best sollitu. Itha use panni intha figure'a correct pannida vendiyathuthan)
I am very kind'nga. I donate CRY'nga. Road side pichakaari'nga I silra'nga. If have baby'nga I give Note'nga.
V: Sir, you should not give money to beggar carrying child sir.
P: Aiyo, that PK'nga. PK Paarunga Pichakari patha thorathi adiparunga. He very Cruel'nga. But I kind'nga.
V: No sir that is bad.
P: Ennomo u talking'nga onnum puriyala'nga
V: See sir these beggers are living in vyasarbadi. They buy the children from poor parents. If you see the children will be always asleep. That is because they are drugged. So if you give money to beggers, you are encouraging the trade. We @ CRY attempt to rescue the children and rehablitate them. So if you give money to beggars that is Cruel. If you don't it is kind. Do you get it sir. Sir... Sir,..... Sir.................
P: (Already unconscious): PKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"Anga konda twist vachirukaanga. Singatha Sachiputaangaya...............
THE END
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