Good, Bad, Ugly (and The Kind ) - Episode 3 ("Flashbacks of a Fool" - Manmadanin Ninaivugal)

We fast forward the story and come to 2009 to record conversation between me and Parvathi last week.

Parvathi: Dei Pokiriiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Pakiri: "Iroppa'vin Irul neekiya Arul chudare,
Anglo Saxon Kanniyarin Ithayam thotta Uthayame,
Boomi kakkum puviyiyale,
NASAve thorkum Ariviyale,
Sivane, Parvathiye,
Somasundarame"

Parvathi: Dei Pokiri, nee potta mokkai'la oru 3 Euros waste'a pochu.
Atha vachi 1 Babe'uku Bar'la Beer vaangi koduthi correct pannirupen.

Pakiri: Dei anga oru beer 3 Euro'vada? India vuda 3 tmes costly da

Parvathi: Athan nee ippadi iruke. Inneram PK'va iruntha
"ennathu 3 Euros'la oru ponna correct pannidalama. India vuda 3 times cheap sollirupparu:"
Ippo theriyutha nee en innum ondiyave suthurenu?

Pakiri: Sooooorrrrrrda.

Parvathi: Seri, PK story'la ennaku oru doubt. Inga naan Europe'la oru gang pudichiruken.
Athula neraya ponnunga pasanga irukaanga. Inga pichakaaranga yaarum kedayathu.
Babes'ta ennala Cruelty Kaata mudiyathu. PK Boys'ta Cruelty kaati irukraara illaya?

Pakiri:Thambi PK entaye Cruelty kaatirukaaru antha kathaya solren kelu

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Flashbacks of a Fool - Manmadanin Ninaivugal
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1 Apr 2001 ( PK's home in KK Nagar. Me and Kakka in PK home after nice lunch. PK gone to drop his dad)

Kakka: Pakiri ennaku oru Doubt

Pakiri: Sollu Kakka.

Kakka: Namma Andhra messla evlo karandi rice saaptom

Pakiri: 1st 2ndu karandi vachan. Appuram nee 1 karandi kette

Kakka: Illa naan 2ndu karandi ketten

Pakiri: Avan athula onnu than vachan. Appuram namma "Curries" 2ndu karandi vaangunom.
Appuram nee Podiyoda' 3rd round mudichitu, 4th round Sambar'la arambiche.
Appuram oru 4 omlette sonnom.................

Kakka: Appruam oru 7th round naan Rasathoda saapten. unnaku athu pudikalanu Curd'oda saapte.
Aha mattum nee oru 8 karandi naan oru 10 karandi saaptrukom. Kannaku sarithaana

Pakiri: Athu correct than.kakka, overa saaptu thanni thavikuthu

Kakka: Dei naan vanthonna PK'ta ketten. PK avanga appava drop panna poirukraaru.
Kitchen'la Pacha bottle'a thanni vachirukraraam, atha unna echa vakkame kudika sonnaru.

Pakiri: Dei Thalaivar sollirukraaru echi vachi slow'a kudicha Heartukku nallathunu.
Seri inniki oru naal echi vakkama fast'a kudicha enna SETHURAVA poren

(I went to kitchen. Saw one green bottle. Opened and gulped 50% of its contents.
Taste lighta bad. Me thinking ennathu thanni onnum sari illaye. Then only kakka drinks sarakku.
So went to ask opinion with kakka)

Pakiri: Dei Kakka, ennada thanni vera mathiri taste varuthu. Ennanu paaru, PK sarakku kalanthirupaaru.

Kakka (Looks at the bottle, appadiye shock ayitaan): Dei pakiri, ennathada kudichu tholanje.

Pakiri: Dei nee than pacha bottle sonna (looking at the bottle) Dei ennada bottle white'a iruku ullukullare pacha color'laennamo iruku

Kakka (Smells inside): Dei ithu soap solution da.

Pakiri: Full protein thana?

Kakka: Dei ithu Protein illada Poison da

Pakiri: Ennathu Poison'a .............

Kakka: Pakiri nee ingaye iruku ippo naan poitu marunthu vaangitu varen (Kakka goes out)

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I am very anxious, full adrenalin rush, Having consumed 500ml of Poison (Soap solution).
Pakiri (To Myself): I dont want to die a Virgin. I dont want to die a Virgin. I dont want to die a Virgin.

Deciding to do something I go in search of Hospital. Not far away from Pondicherry House there was this hospital.
Hospital Name: Aarthi Clinic (Pakiri : "Theivame tharisinam koduthaachu. Inime namma usurukku onnum avathu")

Pakiri: Doctor, Doctor enna kaapathunga Doctor

Doc: Enna thambi aachu, pathata padama sollu

Pakiri: Doctor Naan soap solution kudichuten

Doc: Athu poison pa. Horlicks appadiye saapten range'la solre.
Seri nee yaarkooda vanthirukra

Pakiri: Naan mattum than vanthirukren Doctor. Ethuku kekureenga

Doc: Illapa yaaru fees koduppa.

Pakiri: Naan than doctor. Ennoda pocketla oru 25 rupees iruku. Atha fulla neengale vachikitu enna kaapthunga Doctor

Doc: Thambi ithu Suicide case naan deal panna mudiyathu

Pakiri: Doctor, football'a same side goal podura aalu, ennaku enga side olunga theriyathu enna poi suicide solreengale doctor

Doc: Kudichi evloneram aachi.

Pakiri: Oru 15 mins irukum

Doc: 500ml poison'na oru 1/2 hour thaan time. Nee maadu mathiri iruke extrava 1/2 hr vena body thaangalam(Checks watch. finds date in watch 1st April )
Enna April fool panna pakiriya. Odi poiru, illa suicide case policela pudichu koduthuduven

Pakiri: Doctor Karuna kaatunga doctor. Enna kaapathunga. Ennaku kalyaname avala.
Kolantha porantha unga pera vakiren doctor

Doc: Nee pesama Cinema'la poi join pannu. Unnaku acting nallave varuthu. Compounder ivana thooki veliya podunga.

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(Having been thrown out now in PK's home. Very sad. Only 15mins to go. Writing marana vaakumoolam.
To Daddy: Unga Pocket'la irunthu 2 years munnadi oru 100 rupees adichathu naan than. Enna mannichudunga
To Mummy: Vootla kuthuvelakku kaanumnu theduneengalae, atha Settu kadaila vachu, Paati kadaila vada saaptathu naan than. Enna mannichudunga
To Pakathu Vootu Figure: Ennala intha jenmathula unnaku valkai thara mudiyala, next jenmathulayavathu try panren. Nee vera yarayavathu love panni kattika)

Kakka comes

Kakka: Boss, neenga innum savaliya boss.

Pakiri: Dei Doc ennaku kedu vachitaaru. Innum 30 mins than

Kakka: Pakiri unnaku valaipalamum, pulipumuttayum vaangitu vanthirukren.
Itha saapdu nalla digest avum, enna naan kolanthaya irukache ithan ennaku koduthaanga.

Pakiri: Dei ennaku enna bethiya pohutu, uyir pohuthuda.
Seri nee asa padure, ennoda uyil'la unnaku oru 100 rupees thara solli appata solren

Kakka: Soooorrrrrraaaaaaa

(Had banana + pulipu mittai. Clock is ticking. Doctor's kedu over. 1hr 15 mins since poison, lighta thookam varuthu. I slept )

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(Woke up after 3 hours. PK + Kakka fighting)

PK: Dei Kakka, yaara kettuda avana atha poi kudikka sonna

Kakka: PK it was "lost in translation" pk. Naan sonnen pacha thanni bottle'la iruku pathu kudinu sonne.
Avan thanni pacha bottle'a iruku nenachu kudichutaan

PK: loosu payale loosu payale

Kakka: PK avan savala PK. Polachukitaan

PK:Avan setha ennaku ennada. Enga amma pasama anupchi vacha Soap solutiona ippadi kaali pannitaaneda.
Uyir pona adutha jenmathula varum. Ippo antha Soap solution pathi enga irunthu varum?

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(Back to Present)

Pakiri: Athanal parvathi naan enna solla varen'a?

Parvathi: Pokiri superda. Naan intha kathaya April 1st babesta solli, correct pannikiren. Thanks Bye


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