Hyderabad interaction trip is almost over. At Secunderabad station, Pakiri is ensuring final piece of the protocol is followed and all have boarded the train.
Pakiri : Pakiri counting starts. 1, 21, 58. Right , Right all present, train kelamabalam.
(Having given Signal he then sees Eli, Parvathi and Kakka having Pepsi to help digestion (Thalaivar style).
Their face reveals that they are unable to digest something apart from the Hyderabad Biryani which they were binging on 5 minutes ago.)
Parvathi : Pokiriiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Pakiri: Solluda Parvathi
Parvathi: Eppadine neenga ivlo fasta count panreenga
Pakiri: Ha, Ha Ha. Adei, athukellam Grain venumda, grain (Meaning brain)
Parvathi : Athane kekkuren neenga eppadi count paneenga
Pakiri: Adei, ennaku udambellam mooola da.
Parvathi: Udambellam iruntha moola kedayathu, athuvum un udamula irukra ore item Tyre than.
Naan Kanna moodikitu panrathe unnala kanna thoranthutu panna mudiyuma
Pakiri: Ha, Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha. Ithellam ennaku jujubi matter. Kanna thoranthutu mattum ennada, Kan chimitaamale naan pannuvenda.
(Parvathi closes his eyes. Turns his face towards 'Dummy piece' attu babes of the class and stays like that for 5 mins)
Pakiri : Dei Parvathi, othukiren. Nee Arivaali'nu othukiren. Next meet panren. (Turns towards Kakka). Dei Kakka enda sohama iruka?
Kakka: Pakiriiiiiiiiii. Ore peeling'a iruku
Pakiri : Sollunga partner. Enna peeeliiiiinnnngg
Kakka: Andhra varaikum vanthachu, 'Ileana'va paakama poromen'u nenacha peelinga a iruku.
Pakiri : Ennathu nee posukunu sollite. Athuku munnadi evlo iruku,
1st ava vayasuku varanum, appuram Telugu Desavam varanum, appuram Industry'ku varanum, ellathukum mela namma thirumbiyum Hyderabad varanum. Namma ippo irukra range'uku (Ela pasanga, Ela pasanga) Chennai pona, Biriyaniyae Pakka Mudyaathu, Eppadida thirumbi Hyderabad'a paakrathu. Yamma , nenachu pathaale thala suthuthu.
Kakka: Ithu theriyama, peelingsla 4 Biriyanioda niruthitenepaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
(After making 2 of the 3 happy, Pakiri now turns towards Eli)
Pakiri: Enna Eli, Poonaya pathu pammura mathri pammike peel panre.
Eli: Pakiri anga paaru (Points towards PK)
Pakiri: Paaaraa, PK ennama namma class attuvoda (Eli's aal) kadala podraararu paruda. Paarapatcham Paakama kadala podrarda.
Eli: Niruthanum, nee ippove PK'va niruthanum.
Pakiri: Dei Eli, nee Puliyoda Vaala Pudichu Nirutha Sollu niruthren. 'Cupper' class edukrappo, nirutha sollu niruthren. 'No Parking'la Cycle nirutha sollu niruthren. Naan Piss, $%^^& adikirappo Pathiyila nirutha sollu 1/4'laye niruthiduren, aana PK'va kadala podratha mattum ennala nirutha mudiyathu
Eli: En............
Pakiri: Enna, Vikkyoda Paati ..........
(Appo , one Lady carrying a child begs and approaches the group)
Pakiri: "Silara Lethu, Rapistanu"
Parvathi: "Dei Pakiri, Kaasu illati , illane sollu, athuku ethuku intha abalai ponna poi "Rape" panrenu bayamuruthre"
Pakiri : Adei Amavasa Mandaya, Golti'la Rapu istaanu appadina, nailaiku tharenu'nu aratham. Intha mathiri vishayamellam ennaku mattum than theriyumaakum (One idea comes, turns towards Eli) Dei Eli, ippo PK'voda muhathiraiya eppadi kilikirenu mattum paaru. (Speaking to Beggar with Full Kindness) Echusme, yellow lady. Atho nikrathu namma PK Babugaaru, avaru kadala podrathu namma Eli'yoda aalu'garu. Gals'a impress panna avaru chala baha rupees isthunaaru. Nee anga poi Beggu, ippo naanum Kakkavum inga poi Peg'u.
(Beggar Lady going to PK)
Eli's Attu : "Aiyo pavam. PK ethavathu podu"
PK (towards Beggar full cruelty): Ennathu Kolanthaya Vachi Picha edukiriya
Itha pedukrathuku munnadi yosichirukanum.
Naana unna pethuka sonnen. Odi poiru."
Eli's Attu : "Unnala mudincha podu illati illa solla vendiyathu thaana"
PK: "Naan unta pesala. Naan babes'ta advise koduthu thaan palakamm. Dummy piece ta advise vaangi palakame kedayathu. Katham Katham"
(PK coming towards our coach. Appo Outside about 5 Beautiful young Hyd college babes giving romantic look to PK)
Pakiri (Towards Parvathi, Kakka and Eli): Ituhla irunthu enna theriyuthu
Kakka: Antha blue jeans, thoppul theriyuthu.
Pakiri: Atha sollala ippo PK'voda action'la irunthu enna theriyuthu.
Eli: Attuku Cruelty pudikaathunu theriyuthu. Inime naan Picha Pottu, Nai kuttiya kaapathi, ethavathu attu'a pudichi settle ayikiren
Parvathi: Dei pokiri antha Beautiful babes PK'va OK'va pathangada. Ennaku ennamo Babes'uku Kindness pudikaathunu nenaikiren.
Pakriri: Sooorda paarvathi appo PK'vuku ore face, terror face. Atha than Babes'uku pudichiruku.
Innilerunthu oru nalaiku, 5 pichakarana thoratha poren, 10 naikutti mela kal eriya poren.
GRE'la paaru Cruelty Synonym varisaila en perthan 1st irukum.
"Eppadi Babes'a naan inime pickup panrenu mattum nee parru"
To be continued ..............................
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