Good, Bad, Ugly (and The Kind ) - Episode 4 ("Ninaithen Vandhai")

Not long ago, but very long distance call with Parvathi.

Parvathi (Singing): Pokkiriku pokiri raja pakathula pattula roja

Pokiri (ethir paatu): Belgiyathin senthen malare, tamilnaatin somasundrame......

Parvathi: Niruthu niruthu.

Pokiri: En parvathi 3 euros waste ayirucha?

Parvathi: Inniki naan panakara paya panakara paya, enna inniki than salary credit pannanga. So kasu mukkiyam illa aal maaratam than mukkiyam. Inniki night oru blind date iruku, time waste panna mudiyathu

Pokiri: Parvathi unnaku satha date ponaale kannu olunga theriyathu, ithula blind date vera pore, pathu poda engayavathu kaalvaikulaara kaala vutratha.

Parvathi: Pokiri ennada ippadi sollite, unnaku nyabagam iruka appo nee tnagar vootla iruntha

Pokiri: inni varaikum naan anga thaanda iruken.

Parvathi: Anniki naanum, KN'um unga vootuku vanthirunthom, appo mokkaa pottu thirumbi porappo, unga pakkathu vootu figure'a naan than first pathen. unnaku ithellam puriyathu, nee oru bacha (Batsha illa kolantha). Intha mathiri vishayam ellam ennaku mattum than theriyumaakum.

Pokiri: seri atha vudu. Blind date enna panna pore, sollu

Parvathi: Athu than pokiri enna panrathu therla?

Pokiri: Naan vena idea kodukatta

Parvathi: Ivaru periya idea ayyasaamy. Abhishek bachan mathiri idea kodupaaru, atha kettu vera naanga "what an idea Sirji sollanuma?". intha mathiri vishayam kekurathukuthan PK'nu oruthara appoint pannirukom avara conference'la podu

(Now PK'ku call pottachu. After some time PK attending call)

Pokiri: PKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

KKKKK

PK: Pakiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Parvathi: Enna PK ivlo late'a call attend panreenga? Night adicha sarakku overa thookirucha?

PK: illa maaple, thoongitrunthen. Thookathula oru kanavu maaple. Future'la ennaku enna venumgratha appadiye pathaachu. Pullarikuthu maaple....

Pokiri: PK irunga unga kanava pathi naan describe panren. "Neenga kanavula oru garden valiya nadanthu poreenga. Fulla appadiye iyarkaya rasichitu greenary'la mansa alai paaya vuttu, thendrala svaasichikittu poreenga. Appo patha kuyil koovra satham. Thideernu parava ellam paranthu pohuthu.Takkunu tharaila pathungreenga. "Who is the distrubance?" appadinue lighta etti patha, oru oonchal aadikitu iruku. Antha oonchal'la oru ponnu. Antha ponnu oru skirt + tops potnu onnchal adikitu iruku. Athoda mooncha thuppata marachiruchi. Intha topukum skirtukum naduvula oru chinna gap. Antha gapla thoppul theriyuthu, atha neenga uthu paakrenga patha karuppu color'la oru macham. Neenga tharaila irukrathaala, pull kaila patthu ungalukku pullarikuthu. Epdi?

Parvathi: Ivlo vishayam therinchu vachirukeengale, yaarune neenga?

Pokiri: En talent unnaku theriyathula, naangellam arnakayirulaye Anacondava pudichavanga

Parvathi: Pokiri unna kooda naan thappa nenchuten, love matter'la nee oru no1 dubankoor'nu nenachuten. Ama intha vishayam eppadi unnaku theriyum? Entha english novel'la irunthu sutta?

Pokiri: Dei parvathi intha english ellam theva kedayathu, lighta Vijay padam paatha pothum. Ithu appadiye namma "Ninaithen Vandhai" story. ithukuthan Vijay padam paakanumnu solrathu, ippo azhagiya tamil magan eduthukitena...

PK: Echusme... Pakiri nee sonnathukum ennoda kanuvukum sambanthame illa

Parvathi: enna PK ippadi solliteenga? Pakiri sonnathe nalla gujalsa irunthuche, itha ketta thalaivar oru 30,40 times pannirupaaru. Unga kanauvule ore Tangaasa?

PK: illa parvathi ithu gals matter kedayathu.Romba naala society'ku neraya seiyanumnu aasai. Athan intha philanthrophy pathi

Parvathi: inga paarrraaa.....

Pokiri: Philanthrophy thana. Naan kooda India developed country'onu nenachu bayanthuten.

PK: Parvathi namma eppaovume selfish'a iruka koodathu

Pokiri: ama PK ennaku Shellfish allergy......

PK (thinking pakiri tholla thaanga mudiyala. Eppo call pottalum 90% ivan than pesuvaan): Namma society'ku neraya seiyanum maaple. India'la evlo elainga irukaanga. Avanga nelamaya yosichi paaru. Evlo anaathainga irukraanga, avanga alugaya kettu paaru....

Parvathi and Pokiri (thinking): ippove kanna kattuthe

PK: Evlo per marunthuku kaasu illama saavranga, avanga valiya unarnthu paaru......

Pokiri (goundamani style, almost fainting): Aiyo, aiyo.........mudiyala pk.

PK: athuthan pakiri naanum solren mudiyumnu nenaikanum, ippo konjum commitments iruku. atha ellam mudchiten vachiko appuram namma perusa seiyanum, sirusa seirathu waste. Enna thanakkunu vaalravan manusan, mathavanukunu vaalravan than.....

Parvathi & Pokiri: hello.... hello... onnum kekkala....PK signal weak'a iruku..... (con call disconnected. Parvathi and pokiri still on call)

Parvathi: dei Pokiri, ennada PK ippadi saachiputtaru. Ithellam avaru seivaru?????

Pokiri: dei PK pichakaariku nalana poda maataru, ithellam poitu perusa nanachikitu, avaru etho bothaila olaruraaru. PK'vaathu Kindness katrathaavathu...

Parvathi: Ana romba serious'a pesunaaruda. Ennoma sonnaru therichuchu ana enna sonnaru than puriyala

Pokiri: Atha vudra parvathi, unnoda blind date matteruku varuvom. Nee enna pannu

Parvathi: hello.... hello... onnum kekkala....Pokiri signal weak'a iruku..... (disconnected)


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