Adaimozhi Adigalar'in Arichuvadi

Neenga ellam unga friends, family'la yaarukaavathu birthday'na birthday wish pannuveenga, illena happy birthday paaduveenga, ana intha adaimozhi adigalar adaimozh aduki adambaramaha alangaripaan.

Adaimozhi for Feb 27 - Parvathi Day ,

Brussels Beerangiye,
Infosys'in Irataikulai Thupaakiye,
Kodambakkathu Kanni vediye.
Proximus Poraaliye,
Naadar samuthayathin Naadodiye,

Sinam konda Singame,
Seerum Siruthaye,
Kuruthi pongum Kuthiraye,
Vettaiyaada vantha vengaye,

Sivane,
Parvathiyeeeeee,
Un varugaikaaha eppothum kaathirukum engal Somasundarameeeeee............

...........


Adaimozhi for Mar 25 - Kakka Day,

Madurai muratukaalai'ye...
Bengaluru Bison'e....
Mike Tyson'e.....

Cheena Perunchuvari Thaharthu,
Sappa Mookihalai Kavarnthavane....
Mokkai Comedyai valarthu,
Madurai Mangayarai eerthavane...

Ramya manathai sutta Naagame,
(Athum mattum allathu........)
Paatiyin Vadai'yai sutta Kaahame
Engal nesame,
Rethathin Rethame (Only blood) ...

..................


Arasiyal vadhi yaaravathu ilavasa TV, vivasaya kadan rathu kodutha ellarum adaimozhi pottu poster otti alagaripaanga, naanga antha mathri than

Adaimozhi for Psycho Dinesh
for bringing me straightening iron

Bakiriyin vanangaa mudiyai vananga seitha vanniyane,
Amerikka attuhal manathai kavarntha anniyane,
Natpin thilagame,
Un varugaikaha kathirukum ith'thamilagame,

Gay'um allathu,
Geylang azhagiyudan sellathu,
Kaatha un Karpai entha attum vellathu

...................................

Minsara Kanavu (Pokiri Dreams - Lead role is not Asin 'Thottumkal' but Pokiri 'Kottumkal')

Dec 31st Sam India vanthalo illayo ana ennoda kanavula vantha.

Naan kooda intha PK story'la vara Ninaithen Vandhai range'uku oru dream gal varumnu full anticipationoda thoonignu irunthen, ana antha mathiri gujals'a ethuvume varla. Ore bitu bita kanavu vanthuche thavira Pilot theatre'la bit ottra mathiriye illa. Seri PK'voda Kindness bit'oda ithayum sethu vuttomna ithelleam nalaiku sarithirathula varum, ennaku sila vappanga, students ellam notes edupaanga. Theva illama Abdul Kalam, book padichu kaasu waste pannatha direct'a sonthama kanavau kaana arambichiruvaanga.

Scene 1: (Hotel Room, Some place, God knows where)
Everybody is getting ready to go to lunch. I am seriously browsing some useless stuff in internet. Thalai and Kakka are restlessly waiting for me

Kakka: Dei Pakiri, vaada saapda polam, ennaku pasikuthu da. Inniki gummu workout, Chicken Biriyani'oda fish senthu saaptomna body gummunu MASS podum.

Thalai: Kakka Biriyani saaptu SLIM'a irukiye, unga vootle ponnu pakkraangala?

Kakka: Thalaivare enna thalaivare solreenga. Naane maadu mathiri musclesoda irukren. Intha body'a pathu kooda enga casette'la olipachchan kolaru solli reject panraanga, neenga vera enna verupethureenga.

Thalai: Athilla maaple, ithu than LADIES'a pickup panrathuku naan use panra technique

Pakiri: Thalaivare, chicken biryani'la LADIES FINGER'a kooda pickup panna mudiyathe, neenga eppadi ladies'a pick up pannuveenga

Thalai: Maaple ennaku BUTTER FINGERS so ennala chiken biryani'la chicken'a kooda vibration illama pickup panna mudiyathu.

Kakka: Thalaivare Fish Fingers saaptruken, athu enna thalaiver Butter Fingers, ore protein'aa?

Thalai: Ithuku than nee TRAVEL & LINING Channel paakanum. athu ennana....

Kakka: Thalaivare pasi thaanga mudiyala, enna patha slim iruktha illaye.

Pokiri: Seri Slim'na enna pannuve, illena enna pannuve

Kakka: Slim sonna oru 4 biriyani , 4 full tandoori Slim illa sonna oru 3 biriyani , 4 tandoori.

Pokiri: Enna kakka, 3 Bank 4 agent mathiri lunch saapdriyeda. Seri ok, thalaivre sollunga what matternu chicken pavam.

Thalai (Chanramuki Rajni style): Athavathu kakka, intha ladies'uku kalyanam ayirucha illaye, boy friends iruka illaya ithe sila arikurihal vachi namma therinchukalam. First ellarum slim aha try pannuvaanga. Fruits ellam saapduvaanga. So nee directa poitu boy friends iruka ketta thupiruvaalunga. So decent'a behave pannanum

Pokiri: Thalaivare eppadi thalaivare decent'a behave panrathu, spoon vachi fruits saapdanuma?

Thalai: Athellam theva kedayathu, avanga saapdrappo enna saapdraanga poi paakanum, generalla fruits saaptaangana "Fruits saaptu, slim'a irukeenglae unga vootla payan theduraangala kekkanum"

Pokiri: Appo full meals saapta?

Thalai: Maaple intha mathiri nee keppenu theriyum full meals saapta "Full meals saaptu, slim'a irukeenglae unga vootla payan theduraangala kekkanum"

Pokiri: Workout ahuma thalaivare?

Thalai: Onnu antha ponnu unnaku workout ahum, illena athu kadupula Full mealsa appadiye vachitu poirum so atleast unnaku OC soravathu workout aahum.

Kakka: Seri neenga unga mokkaya continue pannunga, naan poitu Biriyanioda full meals saaptu mass podren......


Scene 2: (After some 30 mins of extra discussion on Full Meals and Ladies, Me and thalai walking out of hotel room to have lunch)

Pakiri: Enna Thalaivare, soooooorrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Thalai: Sooorrrrrruuuuuu

Pakiri: Enna saapdrathu thalaivare?

Thalai: Ennaku chevva dosham athanala oru dosa eduthuko, inniki vyalakelama, so vaalaka kootu. Senthu saapte ennaku ponnu kedachirumnu 1000 varusham munnaidye olai chuvadila eluthi vachirukaanga.

Pakiri: (Thinking Paavam antha ponnu, yaaru petha pullayo): Soooru thalaivare, saaptu enna thalaivare panrathu

Thalai: Lighta saaptukalam maaple, enna room'uku vanthu Remy Martin start pannanum

Pakiri: thalaivare neenga Yanni Fan theriyum ana Ricky Martin Fan theriyathe

Thalai: Inga paru pakiri nee guitar master kedayathu nee oru parotaa master atha purinchiko. Chumma guitar vaangi vootu showcase'la vachikinu " I am a music man'mu" overa peethikatha. Remy Martin appdingrathu oru Cognac (Pronounced coniyac). Seema saraku. Atha adikirom.

Pakiri: OK boss

(Ippo opposite'la Sam coming)

Pakiri: Thalaivare yaaru vara parrunga, namma Sam vanthirika. "Wassup Sam, whaz goin on..."

Thalai: Aiyo ivan wassup solla arambichuta nirutha maatane wasichikine povane.

Sam: Hi, enga pora?

Pakiri: Saapda porom, nee enna inthapakkam

Sam: Naan kooda sandwich saapda than poren, ennoda vaanga ennaku super restaurant theriyum

Pakiri: Oh appadiya, ithu than enga Thalaivar, unnaku kooda theriyume all this KDTV

Sam: Oh ya ya. Thalaivare pleased to meet you

Thalai: Sandwich saaptnu slim'a irukeengale unga vootla payan theda arambichutaangala?

Sam (looking at me):?????

Pakiri (looking at Thalai):!@#$#^#@#^$#^#@$%#$

(Sam taking us to basement in hotel. Anga oru aircraft standing)

Pakiri: Inga paaraaa, hotel kulla flight vachirukaanga

Thalai: En pakiri flight kulla hotel vachirukrappo, hotel kulla flight vachiruka koodatha?

Pakiri(nayagan background music) : Ta da da da ta da da, ta da da ta da da, ta da da daaaaa. Konnuteenga thalaivare

Pakiri (to sam): Inga emergency exit kitta ukkanthukalame. Enna appo than kaala neetikine relaxed'a saapdalam.

Sam: Absolutely

Thalai (to air hostess): Ennaku oru 4 Brandy Brandy Large. pakiri chinna payan seekirama thookirum , so avanukku oru beer kodunga pothum

Pakiri (To Sam): nee ethuvum saapdalaya?

Sam: Enga appava paakanum. Seriously. Neenga saraku adinga. Ungalukku koochama iruntha naan vena intha pakkam thirumbikiren

Thalai (after some rounds) : Thanni Thanni Jil Thanni,
Cold vantha sudu thanni,
Veyil adicha jil thanni,
Romba pasicha pork Panni ....... (goes to sleep. Pakiri chinna payan, oru 1 hr munnaidye out)


Scene 3: (One big party being hosted in a big stadium)

Pakiri: Enga thalaiver irukom?

Thalai: Therla maaple. Ana inga ellarum coat suit potukinu summma ginninu irukraanga, oru vela ellam server'a irupaanga nenaikiren.

Pakiri: Enna thalaivare neenga mukka pant, wrinkle free satta pottu suthureenga, neenga inga cleaner mathiri irukreenga?

Thalai: Pakiri naanavathu paravalla, mukka pant, nee underwear (Shorts eppovume looks like underwear to me) than potruke, septic tank cleaner mathiri iruke

Pakiri: Thalaivare ennoda talent ungalukku theriyathu, naangellam underwearlaye erumaya pudichavaga.

Sam (approaches us): Enna journey nalla irunthucha?

Pakiri: Nan inga jetty pottu janni vantha mathiri nadugikitu iruken nee ennadana journey pathi pesure? Seri ithu entha ooru?

Sam: This is Netherlands.

Pakriri: Woodlands'la sapdapolam sollitu nee paatuku Netherlands kooptu vanthute, enga vootla yaary badil solluvaanga

Sam: Athellam naan pathukiren, enga appavuku BDay party celebration, so athunaala oru flight anupchi ennayum ennoda frndsayum kooptu vara sonnaru. Ennoda frnds New Year solli ooruku poitaanga. Seriously. Athan vetti pasanga ungala kooptu vanthuten.

Pakiri: Ivlo kevalama dress panninu vanthiruken, ithanaala unga appa status'uku onnum prechani ayiraathe

Sam: Enga appa unnakaha neat'a oru suit order pannirukaaru, atha pottu avara poi meet pannu.

Pakiri: Ana ennoda height vanthu 46" appuram waist vanthu 33" inseam pathena.......

Sam (like vadivelu comedy): Nee podra intha silk jettiku oru 3" pothathu.

Thalai: Pakiri naanum yosichi pathen, onnum puriyala. Ama intha Netherlanda enga irukrom? Amsterdam'a, Rotterdam'a illa Mysore Dam'a?

Pakiri: En thalaivare kekureenga

Thalai (Thirumalai style): Illa Amsterdam varaikum vanthaachu, poitu oru palana padam pathutu vanthuren. Bye...

Pakiri: Thalaiver, thaniya vuttute pohatheenga......

(Thalaivar leaves for palana padam, Sam leaves for pappa party. Suit comes, me go to Sam's Dad)

Pakiri: Hey Uncle, How are you? How is it goin?

SD: Vaanga. Neenga thana intha po......

Pakiri: Pokiri uncle. Athu ennoda patta per.

SD: Naan, atha solla varala intha ponnungala patha ponthukula maranchi pora aalu....

Pakiri: Absolutely...

SD: Neenga than ennoda Body Guard inniki night'uku. Ungaloda duty ennaku yaaravathu sarakku offer panna, neenga taste panni kodukanum.

Pakriri: Aiyave, en rasa, punishmentum koduthu, bottleum koduthu enjoy panna sonna neenga uncle kedayathu. DGPPP..

SD: peperapii oooothunathu pothum. 1st oruthan Rum'oda varane athu yaaru theriyuma

Pakiri: I know this Manu Chabbaria Saab'u. Harbour king, char rum factory, dubai'la dus boat, aamburla theen goat, char sou aadmi

Manu : Are wah wah. Bahut kush hua. Yeh legie

Pakiri (Tasting a bit, and to SD): Unceel, ithu saani mathiri sappunu iruku verum duplicate, u reject.

SD: Good job. Seriously. Next varathu yaary theriyutha

Pakiri: I know this Sandi from madurai, Mela maasi veedhi, rendu aruva godown, naalu spirit factory, nooru eruma, 50 aalu avangaluku oru 50 .....

Sandi: Sandi, Sandile. Sandiyoda aalu vanthale sarayam varuthu solluvaanga.Appadipatta Sandiye vanthirukena poidu, ellathayum vuttutu poidu

Pakiri: Anna ennathan neenga vanthalum, New Year innum varalana. New Year vanthona, intha dum adikiratha vuturena.. Vootla anni sornakkava kettatha solluna.....


(Full dream stopping. Patha 2pm. PK'ku call pottu happy Bday sollitu. Oru Cigaretteuku Thanks sollitu. Valakam pola New Year resolution to quit smoking eduthaachu)

Good, Bad, Ugly (and The Kind ) - Episode 5 ("Aayirathil Oruvan")

Good, Bad, Ugly (and The Kind ) - Episode 5 ("Aayirathil Oruvan")

(Big discussion on phone with Thalaivar.)

Thalaivar: Pakiri, namma peruku than EZOO EZOO'nu peethikirom.

Pokiri: Thirutham, naan ennikume EZOO'nu peethikitathu kedayathu. Oru Villu,Kuruvi, Pokiri, Sura, ATM, GLM, Somasundaram, appadi than peethiruken. PK' than Swati'te overa EZOO EZOO'nu peethikitu irukaaru. Athu mattum illa...

T: Niruthu, ippo en theva illama PK pathi thappa pesure? Ennathan irunthalum, naanga ore pamily. Aalu valantha alavukku, unnaku athu valarala

P: Thalaivare....................

T: Naan moolaye sonnen. Sari, naan enna solla vanthena, EZOO'nu per vachirukrome, ana animals pathi unnaku enna theriyum.

P: Enna Thalaivare, ippadi solliteenga. Athan Discovery Channel pota supera theriyuthe

T: Seri unnoda theramaya naan test panren. Naan animals pathi kekura qn'uku unnala olunga badil solla mudiyuthanu paapom.

P: Thalaivare, animals pathi ennakeva, neenga +2'la BASIC programming padichappo, naanga karapamboochiyum, thavalayum adichi open heart surgery panni, ladies tiffin box kullara pottavanunga. Kelunga, inniki oru kai pathruvom

T: Inniki topic most Dangerous animals. 1st qn. Poona family'la (Cat family'la) most dangerous animal ennathu

P: Neengathan

T: Naan pothuva kekkala, wild animals'la ketten.

P: Appo Tiger

T: Ok, Sura

P: Antha padam innum release ahala. Annona pathu solren.

T: Shark family'la ketten

P: thalaivare, naan en frnd'te phone panni ketukalama

T: Yaarte phone panna pore

P: Parvathi.

T: Avante ketta Suraputtu solluvan. Athellam mudiyathu. Olunga sollu

P: Oruvela, Great White Shark

T: Rightu vudu, Snake'laye dangerous snake ethu?

P: Anaconda

T: Nee konda potta, dangerous snake Anaconda ayiduma, othukamudiyathu, athu thappu. Thappa sollite.

P: Appo Black Mamba

T: En Mamba'nu Pambure. Katham Katham, mudinthathu mudinchupochu, no second chance. Olunga poi Animal Planet pathu kathuke, namma next meet pannuvom

(Call Disconnected)

P: Paara, mudumalaila road orama oru erumaya pathutu, intha Bison vudura scene'uku alave illam poiruchu. Seri namma National Geographic'la Love pathi program podraanga, atha pathu eppadi ladies'a pick panren mattum paaru.

Scene 2: (Watching National Geographic TV)

NG: There are three main attributes which woman look for in potential mate. One of them is muscular features, which in old times implied that a person would be able to take care of the woman and offspring.........

P: Ennathu muscle'sa, appadina Kakka'va oru 100 ladies suthi vanthirukanum. Ithu varaikum avana suthi oru ladies Dog kooda vanthathu kedayathu. PK paaru, thonthi vachikinu "ilanthonthi azhagu"nu peela vuttutu thiriraaru ana avarauku than EZOO'laye neraya girl frnds. Itha vera naan nambittu Gym poren sollitu ithuvaraikum oru 15000 rupees waste pannitenepa.......

NG: Another feature which women weigh is the sense of humor. Sense of humor means a creative brain and intelligence. There is a theory that claims, it is the female attraction for creativity that lead to humans evolving into intelligent beings and taking over the world.......

P: Ada pavaihala, pachaya puluhuraanunga. Kamal, Kakkaku (Thalaivare oru humor, avaruku ethuku sense of humor) illatha sense of humor'a PK'te iruku. Ivanunga research panni onnume olunga solla maatrangale pa. Oru 15 mins waste ayiruche

NG: The most important of all attributes is "Kindness".....

P:@#$%$#@^$#&^$%^*$%^*^&%

NG: It means the person will take look after the offspring with care. Also only people with perfect genetic makeup tend to be Kind. Mutations caused by diseases and other factors tend to make people selfish.

P: Otha ithuku mela naan pakka mudiyathu. Intha elava kekrathuku, Set Top Box vaangi pottu kaasu than waste. Ithuku Chutti TV'la "Lucky Luke" pathiruntha ethutha vootu Chinna payanoda friends ayitu avanga akaala correct pannirukalam. Aiyo ippo saraku adiche ahanume.....

(Calling bell rings)

P: Otha ivanunga vera, ore Disturbance, ennaku intha disturbance naale pudikaathu. Evanda avan....

(Opening the door. One super north indian figure outside. Me parata thala, bullet holes baniyan, costly boxers)

P: (Che intha dress'la patha ithu madiyathu. Full criminal thinking) Yaaru, Ennaku English theriyathu. echusme. My brother English. Ingaye irunga

(Went inside, nalla thalaila enna vachi padiya seevi, full formals, blazer, shoes, tie ellam pottu, opening the door)

P: Hi, my brother telling, ladies coming. Who you want? (showing other apartments in same floor) That Mala, his Bala, my Pokiri, this Kala. OK

Ladies: Hello sir, I am Vidya. Can I come in?

P: Absolutely

Vidya: I am coming from CRY. You are our Donor. I am here to spread awareness about road side beggars with Child sir.

P: (Ada ippo than paathom Kindness than Best sollitu. Itha use panni intha figure'a correct pannida vendiyathuthan)
I am very kind'nga. I donate CRY'nga. Road side pichakaari'nga I silra'nga. If have baby'nga I give Note'nga.

V: Sir, you should not give money to beggar carrying child sir.

P: Aiyo, that PK'nga. PK Paarunga Pichakari patha thorathi adiparunga. He very Cruel'nga. But I kind'nga.

V: No sir that is bad.

P: Ennomo u talking'nga onnum puriyala'nga

V: See sir these beggers are living in vyasarbadi. They buy the children from poor parents. If you see the children will be always asleep. That is because they are drugged. So if you give money to beggers, you are encouraging the trade. We @ CRY attempt to rescue the children and rehablitate them. So if you give money to beggars that is Cruel. If you don't it is kind. Do you get it sir. Sir... Sir,..... Sir.................

P: (Already unconscious): PKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
"Anga konda twist vachirukaanga. Singatha Sachiputaangaya..................."


THE END

Good, Bad, Ugly (and The Kind ) - Episode 4 ("Ninaithen Vandhai")

Not long ago, but very long distance call with Parvathi.

Parvathi (Singing): Pokkiriku pokiri raja pakathula pattula roja

Pokiri (ethir paatu): Belgiyathin senthen malare, tamilnaatin somasundrame......

Parvathi: Niruthu niruthu.

Pokiri: En parvathi 3 euros waste ayirucha?

Parvathi: Inniki naan panakara paya panakara paya, enna inniki than salary credit pannanga. So kasu mukkiyam illa aal maaratam than mukkiyam. Inniki night oru blind date iruku, time waste panna mudiyathu

Pokiri: Parvathi unnaku satha date ponaale kannu olunga theriyathu, ithula blind date vera pore, pathu poda engayavathu kaalvaikulaara kaala vutratha.

Parvathi: Pokiri ennada ippadi sollite, unnaku nyabagam iruka appo nee tnagar vootla iruntha

Pokiri: inni varaikum naan anga thaanda iruken.

Parvathi: Anniki naanum, KN'um unga vootuku vanthirunthom, appo mokkaa pottu thirumbi porappo, unga pakkathu vootu figure'a naan than first pathen. unnaku ithellam puriyathu, nee oru bacha (Batsha illa kolantha). Intha mathiri vishayam ellam ennaku mattum than theriyumaakum.

Pokiri: seri atha vudu. Blind date enna panna pore, sollu

Parvathi: Athu than pokiri enna panrathu therla?

Pokiri: Naan vena idea kodukatta

Parvathi: Ivaru periya idea ayyasaamy. Abhishek bachan mathiri idea kodupaaru, atha kettu vera naanga "what an idea Sirji sollanuma?". intha mathiri vishayam kekurathukuthan PK'nu oruthara appoint pannirukom avara conference'la podu

(Now PK'ku call pottachu. After some time PK attending call)

Pokiri: PKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

KKKKK

PK: Pakiriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Parvathi: Enna PK ivlo late'a call attend panreenga? Night adicha sarakku overa thookirucha?

PK: illa maaple, thoongitrunthen. Thookathula oru kanavu maaple. Future'la ennaku enna venumgratha appadiye pathaachu. Pullarikuthu maaple....

Pokiri: PK irunga unga kanava pathi naan describe panren. "Neenga kanavula oru garden valiya nadanthu poreenga. Fulla appadiye iyarkaya rasichitu greenary'la mansa alai paaya vuttu, thendrala svaasichikittu poreenga. Appo patha kuyil koovra satham. Thideernu parava ellam paranthu pohuthu.Takkunu tharaila pathungreenga. "Who is the distrubance?" appadinue lighta etti patha, oru oonchal aadikitu iruku. Antha oonchal'la oru ponnu. Antha ponnu oru skirt + tops potnu onnchal adikitu iruku. Athoda mooncha thuppata marachiruchi. Intha topukum skirtukum naduvula oru chinna gap. Antha gapla thoppul theriyuthu, atha neenga uthu paakrenga patha karuppu color'la oru macham. Neenga tharaila irukrathaala, pull kaila patthu ungalukku pullarikuthu. Epdi?

Parvathi: Ivlo vishayam therinchu vachirukeengale, yaarune neenga?

Pokiri: En talent unnaku theriyathula, naangellam arnakayirulaye Anacondava pudichavanga

Parvathi: Pokiri unna kooda naan thappa nenchuten, love matter'la nee oru no1 dubankoor'nu nenachuten. Ama intha vishayam eppadi unnaku theriyum? Entha english novel'la irunthu sutta?

Pokiri: Dei parvathi intha english ellam theva kedayathu, lighta Vijay padam paatha pothum. Ithu appadiye namma "Ninaithen Vandhai" story. ithukuthan Vijay padam paakanumnu solrathu, ippo azhagiya tamil magan eduthukitena...

PK: Echusme... Pakiri nee sonnathukum ennoda kanuvukum sambanthame illa

Parvathi: enna PK ippadi solliteenga? Pakiri sonnathe nalla gujalsa irunthuche, itha ketta thalaivar oru 30,40 times pannirupaaru. Unga kanauvule ore Tangaasa?

PK: illa parvathi ithu gals matter kedayathu.Romba naala society'ku neraya seiyanumnu aasai. Athan intha philanthrophy pathi

Parvathi: inga paarrraaa.....

Pokiri: Philanthrophy thana. Naan kooda India developed country'onu nenachu bayanthuten.

PK: Parvathi namma eppaovume selfish'a iruka koodathu

Pokiri: ama PK ennaku Shellfish allergy......

PK (thinking pakiri tholla thaanga mudiyala. Eppo call pottalum 90% ivan than pesuvaan): Namma society'ku neraya seiyanum maaple. India'la evlo elainga irukaanga. Avanga nelamaya yosichi paaru. Evlo anaathainga irukraanga, avanga alugaya kettu paaru....

Parvathi and Pokiri (thinking): ippove kanna kattuthe

PK: Evlo per marunthuku kaasu illama saavranga, avanga valiya unarnthu paaru......

Pokiri (goundamani style, almost fainting): Aiyo, aiyo.........mudiyala pk.

PK: athuthan pakiri naanum solren mudiyumnu nenaikanum, ippo konjum commitments iruku. atha ellam mudchiten vachiko appuram namma perusa seiyanum, sirusa seirathu waste. Enna thanakkunu vaalravan manusan, mathavanukunu vaalravan than.....

Parvathi & Pokiri: hello.... hello... onnum kekkala....PK signal weak'a iruku..... (con call disconnected. Parvathi and pokiri still on call)

Parvathi: dei Pokiri, ennada PK ippadi saachiputtaru. Ithellam avaru seivaru?????

Pokiri: dei PK pichakaariku nalana poda maataru, ithellam poitu perusa nanachikitu, avaru etho bothaila olaruraaru. PK'vaathu Kindness katrathaavathu...

Parvathi: Ana romba serious'a pesunaaruda. Ennoma sonnaru therichuchu ana enna sonnaru than puriyala

Pokiri: Atha vudra parvathi, unnoda blind date matteruku varuvom. Nee enna pannu

Parvathi: hello.... hello... onnum kekkala....Pokiri signal weak'a iruku..... (disconnected)


------------To be Continued ------------------------------

Good, Bad, Ugly (and The Kind ) - Episode 3 ("Flashbacks of a Fool" - Manmadanin Ninaivugal)

We fast forward the story and come to 2009 to record conversation between me and Parvathi last week.

Parvathi: Dei Pokiriiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Pakiri: "Iroppa'vin Irul neekiya Arul chudare,
Anglo Saxon Kanniyarin Ithayam thotta Uthayame,
Boomi kakkum puviyiyale,
NASAve thorkum Ariviyale,
Sivane, Parvathiye,
Somasundarame"

Parvathi: Dei Pokiri, nee potta mokkai'la oru 3 Euros waste'a pochu.
Atha vachi 1 Babe'uku Bar'la Beer vaangi koduthi correct pannirupen.

Pakiri: Dei anga oru beer 3 Euro'vada? India vuda 3 tmes costly da

Parvathi: Athan nee ippadi iruke. Inneram PK'va iruntha
"ennathu 3 Euros'la oru ponna correct pannidalama. India vuda 3 times cheap sollirupparu:"
Ippo theriyutha nee en innum ondiyave suthurenu?

Pakiri: Sooooorrrrrrda.

Parvathi: Seri, PK story'la ennaku oru doubt. Inga naan Europe'la oru gang pudichiruken.
Athula neraya ponnunga pasanga irukaanga. Inga pichakaaranga yaarum kedayathu.
Babes'ta ennala Cruelty Kaata mudiyathu. PK Boys'ta Cruelty kaati irukraara illaya?

Pakiri:Thambi PK entaye Cruelty kaatirukaaru antha kathaya solren kelu

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Flashbacks of a Fool - Manmadanin Ninaivugal
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1 Apr 2001 ( PK's home in KK Nagar. Me and Kakka in PK home after nice lunch. PK gone to drop his dad)

Kakka: Pakiri ennaku oru Doubt

Pakiri: Sollu Kakka.

Kakka: Namma Andhra messla evlo karandi rice saaptom

Pakiri: 1st 2ndu karandi vachan. Appuram nee 1 karandi kette

Kakka: Illa naan 2ndu karandi ketten

Pakiri: Avan athula onnu than vachan. Appuram namma "Curries" 2ndu karandi vaangunom.
Appuram nee Podiyoda' 3rd round mudichitu, 4th round Sambar'la arambiche.
Appuram oru 4 omlette sonnom.................

Kakka: Appruam oru 7th round naan Rasathoda saapten. unnaku athu pudikalanu Curd'oda saapte.
Aha mattum nee oru 8 karandi naan oru 10 karandi saaptrukom. Kannaku sarithaana

Pakiri: Athu correct than.kakka, overa saaptu thanni thavikuthu

Kakka: Dei naan vanthonna PK'ta ketten. PK avanga appava drop panna poirukraaru.
Kitchen'la Pacha bottle'a thanni vachirukraraam, atha unna echa vakkame kudika sonnaru.

Pakiri: Dei Thalaivar sollirukraaru echi vachi slow'a kudicha Heartukku nallathunu.
Seri inniki oru naal echi vakkama fast'a kudicha enna SETHURAVA poren

(I went to kitchen. Saw one green bottle. Opened and gulped 50% of its contents.
Taste lighta bad. Me thinking ennathu thanni onnum sari illaye. Then only kakka drinks sarakku.
So went to ask opinion with kakka)

Pakiri: Dei Kakka, ennada thanni vera mathiri taste varuthu. Ennanu paaru, PK sarakku kalanthirupaaru.

Kakka (Looks at the bottle, appadiye shock ayitaan): Dei pakiri, ennathada kudichu tholanje.

Pakiri: Dei nee than pacha bottle sonna (looking at the bottle) Dei ennada bottle white'a iruku ullukullare pacha color'laennamo iruku

Kakka (Smells inside): Dei ithu soap solution da.

Pakiri: Full protein thana?

Kakka: Dei ithu Protein illada Poison da

Pakiri: Ennathu Poison'a .............

Kakka: Pakiri nee ingaye iruku ippo naan poitu marunthu vaangitu varen (Kakka goes out)

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I am very anxious, full adrenalin rush, Having consumed 500ml of Poison (Soap solution).
Pakiri (To Myself): I dont want to die a Virgin. I dont want to die a Virgin. I dont want to die a Virgin.

Deciding to do something I go in search of Hospital. Not far away from Pondicherry House there was this hospital.
Hospital Name: Aarthi Clinic (Pakiri : "Theivame tharisinam koduthaachu. Inime namma usurukku onnum avathu")

Pakiri: Doctor, Doctor enna kaapathunga Doctor

Doc: Enna thambi aachu, pathata padama sollu

Pakiri: Doctor Naan soap solution kudichuten

Doc: Athu poison pa. Horlicks appadiye saapten range'la solre.
Seri nee yaarkooda vanthirukra

Pakiri: Naan mattum than vanthirukren Doctor. Ethuku kekureenga

Doc: Illapa yaaru fees koduppa.

Pakiri: Naan than doctor. Ennoda pocketla oru 25 rupees iruku. Atha fulla neengale vachikitu enna kaapthunga Doctor

Doc: Thambi ithu Suicide case naan deal panna mudiyathu

Pakiri: Doctor, football'a same side goal podura aalu, ennaku enga side olunga theriyathu enna poi suicide solreengale doctor

Doc: Kudichi evloneram aachi.

Pakiri: Oru 15 mins irukum

Doc: 500ml poison'na oru 1/2 hour thaan time. Nee maadu mathiri iruke extrava 1/2 hr vena body thaangalam(Checks watch. finds date in watch 1st April )
Enna April fool panna pakiriya. Odi poiru, illa suicide case policela pudichu koduthuduven

Pakiri: Doctor Karuna kaatunga doctor. Enna kaapathunga. Ennaku kalyaname avala.
Kolantha porantha unga pera vakiren doctor

Doc: Nee pesama Cinema'la poi join pannu. Unnaku acting nallave varuthu. Compounder ivana thooki veliya podunga.

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(Having been thrown out now in PK's home. Very sad. Only 15mins to go. Writing marana vaakumoolam.
To Daddy: Unga Pocket'la irunthu 2 years munnadi oru 100 rupees adichathu naan than. Enna mannichudunga
To Mummy: Vootla kuthuvelakku kaanumnu theduneengalae, atha Settu kadaila vachu, Paati kadaila vada saaptathu naan than. Enna mannichudunga
To Pakathu Vootu Figure: Ennala intha jenmathula unnaku valkai thara mudiyala, next jenmathulayavathu try panren. Nee vera yarayavathu love panni kattika)

Kakka comes

Kakka: Boss, neenga innum savaliya boss.

Pakiri: Dei Doc ennaku kedu vachitaaru. Innum 30 mins than

Kakka: Pakiri unnaku valaipalamum, pulipumuttayum vaangitu vanthirukren.
Itha saapdu nalla digest avum, enna naan kolanthaya irukache ithan ennaku koduthaanga.

Pakiri: Dei ennaku enna bethiya pohutu, uyir pohuthuda.
Seri nee asa padure, ennoda uyil'la unnaku oru 100 rupees thara solli appata solren

Kakka: Soooorrrrrraaaaaaa

(Had banana + pulipu mittai. Clock is ticking. Doctor's kedu over. 1hr 15 mins since poison, lighta thookam varuthu. I slept )

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(Woke up after 3 hours. PK + Kakka fighting)

PK: Dei Kakka, yaara kettuda avana atha poi kudikka sonna

Kakka: PK it was "lost in translation" pk. Naan sonnen pacha thanni bottle'la iruku pathu kudinu sonne.
Avan thanni pacha bottle'a iruku nenachu kudichutaan

PK: loosu payale loosu payale

Kakka: PK avan savala PK. Polachukitaan

PK:Avan setha ennaku ennada. Enga amma pasama anupchi vacha Soap solutiona ippadi kaali pannitaaneda.
Uyir pona adutha jenmathula varum. Ippo antha Soap solution pathi enga irunthu varum?

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(Back to Present)

Pakiri: Athanal parvathi naan enna solla varen'a?

Parvathi: Pokiri superda. Naan intha kathaya April 1st babesta solli, correct pannikiren. Thanks Bye


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Good, Bad, Ugly (and The Kind ) - Episode 2 (Return of the Lady)

2001

Hyderabad interaction trip is almost over. At Secunderabad station, Pakiri is ensuring final piece of the protocol is followed and all have boarded the train.

Pakiri : Pakiri counting starts. 1, 21, 58. Right , Right all present, train kelamabalam.

(Having given Signal he then sees Eli, Parvathi and Kakka having Pepsi to help digestion (Thalaivar style).
Their face reveals that they are unable to digest something apart from the Hyderabad Biryani which they were binging on 5 minutes ago.)

Parvathi : Pokiriiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Pakiri: Solluda Parvathi
Parvathi: Eppadine neenga ivlo fasta count panreenga
Pakiri: Ha, Ha Ha. Adei, athukellam Grain venumda, grain (Meaning brain)
Parvathi : Athane kekkuren neenga eppadi count paneenga
Pakiri: Adei, ennaku udambellam mooola da.
Parvathi: Udambellam iruntha moola kedayathu, athuvum un udamula irukra ore item Tyre than.
Naan Kanna moodikitu panrathe unnala kanna thoranthutu panna mudiyuma
Pakiri: Ha, Ha Ha, Ha Ha Ha. Ithellam ennaku jujubi matter. Kanna thoranthutu mattum ennada, Kan chimitaamale naan pannuvenda.

(Parvathi closes his eyes. Turns his face towards 'Dummy piece' attu babes of the class and stays like that for 5 mins)

Pakiri : Dei Parvathi, othukiren. Nee Arivaali'nu othukiren. Next meet panren. (Turns towards Kakka). Dei Kakka enda sohama iruka?

Kakka: Pakiriiiiiiiiii. Ore peeling'a iruku
Pakiri : Sollunga partner. Enna peeeliiiiinnnngg
Kakka: Andhra varaikum vanthachu, 'Ileana'va paakama poromen'u nenacha peelinga a iruku.
Pakiri : Ennathu nee posukunu sollite. Athuku munnadi evlo iruku,
1st ava vayasuku varanum, appuram Telugu Desavam varanum, appuram Industry'ku varanum, ellathukum mela namma thirumbiyum Hyderabad varanum. Namma ippo irukra range'uku (Ela pasanga, Ela pasanga) Chennai pona, Biriyaniyae Pakka Mudyaathu, Eppadida thirumbi Hyderabad'a paakrathu. Yamma , nenachu pathaale thala suthuthu.
Kakka: Ithu theriyama, peelingsla 4 Biriyanioda niruthitenepaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

(After making 2 of the 3 happy, Pakiri now turns towards Eli)

Pakiri: Enna Eli, Poonaya pathu pammura mathri pammike peel panre.
Eli: Pakiri anga paaru (Points towards PK)
Pakiri: Paaaraa, PK ennama namma class attuvoda (Eli's aal) kadala podraararu paruda. Paarapatcham Paakama kadala podrarda.
Eli: Niruthanum, nee ippove PK'va niruthanum.
Pakiri: Dei Eli, nee Puliyoda Vaala Pudichu Nirutha Sollu niruthren. 'Cupper' class edukrappo, nirutha sollu niruthren. 'No Parking'la Cycle nirutha sollu niruthren. Naan Piss, $%^^& adikirappo Pathiyila nirutha sollu 1/4'laye niruthiduren, aana PK'va kadala podratha mattum ennala nirutha mudiyathu
Eli: En............
Pakiri: Enna, Vikkyoda Paati ..........

(Appo , one Lady carrying a child begs and approaches the group)

Pakiri: "Silara Lethu, Rapistanu"
Parvathi: "Dei Pakiri, Kaasu illati , illane sollu, athuku ethuku intha abalai ponna poi "Rape" panrenu bayamuruthre"
Pakiri : Adei Amavasa Mandaya, Golti'la Rapu istaanu appadina, nailaiku tharenu'nu aratham. Intha mathiri vishayamellam ennaku mattum than theriyumaakum (One idea comes, turns towards Eli) Dei Eli, ippo PK'voda muhathiraiya eppadi kilikirenu mattum paaru. (Speaking to Beggar with Full Kindness) Echusme, yellow lady. Atho nikrathu namma PK Babugaaru, avaru kadala podrathu namma Eli'yoda aalu'garu. Gals'a impress panna avaru chala baha rupees isthunaaru. Nee anga poi Beggu, ippo naanum Kakkavum inga poi Peg'u.

(Beggar Lady going to PK)

Eli's Attu : "Aiyo pavam. PK ethavathu podu"
PK (towards Beggar full cruelty): Ennathu Kolanthaya Vachi Picha edukiriya
Itha pedukrathuku munnadi yosichirukanum.
Naana unna pethuka sonnen. Odi poiru."
Eli's Attu : "Unnala mudincha podu illati illa solla vendiyathu thaana"
PK: "Naan unta pesala. Naan babes'ta advise koduthu thaan palakamm. Dummy piece ta advise vaangi palakame kedayathu. Katham Katham"

(PK coming towards our coach. Appo Outside about 5 Beautiful young Hyd college babes giving romantic look to PK)

Pakiri (Towards Parvathi, Kakka and Eli): Ituhla irunthu enna theriyuthu
Kakka: Antha blue jeans, thoppul theriyuthu.
Pakiri: Atha sollala ippo PK'voda action'la irunthu enna theriyuthu.
Eli: Attuku Cruelty pudikaathunu theriyuthu. Inime naan Picha Pottu, Nai kuttiya kaapathi, ethavathu attu'a pudichi settle ayikiren
Parvathi: Dei pokiri antha Beautiful babes PK'va OK'va pathangada. Ennaku ennamo Babes'uku Kindness pudikaathunu nenaikiren.
Pakriri: Sooorda paarvathi appo PK'vuku ore face, terror face. Atha than Babes'uku pudichiruku.
Innilerunthu oru nalaiku, 5 pichakarana thoratha poren, 10 naikutti mela kal eriya poren.
GRE'la paaru Cruelty Synonym varisaila en perthan 1st irukum.
"Eppadi Babes'a naan inime pickup panrenu mattum nee parru"


To be continued .....................................................

Good, Bad, Ugly (and The Kind ) - Epic behind PK's Kindness. Episode 1 ("Kal Manauskara PK")

Episode 1 ("Kal Manauskara PK")

2001 whole EZOO in Besant Nagar Beach.
One lady is begging holding an infant. She approaches the group

Pakiri (Smoking) : Unnakum ennakum periya vithyasam kedayathu.
Nee payapullaikaha picha edukre.
Naan pohayilaikaha picha edukren.
(With Full Kindness) Passive Smoking kolanthaiku othukaathu athanala antha pakkama po.

Beggar then moves toward Parvathi.

Parvathi (Strong Passive Smoking): Enta irunthathe Rs2.75.
Atha enta irunthu vaangi than intha Pakiri paya 'Kings' adikiraan.
Avan Rs.2.50 koduthu 'Wills' adichiruntha unnaku 25 paisa minchirukum.
Pakki, Adikrathu OC Dum'u ithula 'Brand Loyalty'nu allaparai vera.
(With Full Kindness) Kakka'ta Kandippa Kasu irukum, en perla Account solli vaangika.

Beggar moves towards Kakka.

Kakka (Light Passive Smoking): Onnum prechanai illa Parvathi.
Inniki than Bank'la poitu lump amount oru 200 rupees withdraw pannen.
Athula 150 rupees Gym'uku koduthaachu. 45 rupees PK Kadan fulla settle panniyaachu.
Baki 5 rupees'a eduthu "naan eppadi Kindness Kaatreenu mattum paaru".
(Leaves hand in pant pocket. Here is the twist. Kakka is wearing 'Costly' Pant - Pocket with a hole)
Mother Fucking the Mother Board my 5 rupees is lost da.
(With Full Kindness) Hello Beggar Lady. Today I am having Pocket 'Kolaaru'.
Nee PK'ta vaangika.

Beggar nears PK

PK (No Smoking): Enna venum.

Ennathu Kolanthaya Vachi Picha edukiriya
Itha pedukrathuku munnadi yosichirukanum.

(With Full Cruelty) Naana unna pethuka sonnen. Odi poiru.

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Pakiri, Kakka, Parvathi (Discussing)

Pakiri: Dei PK sokka thorathunaarla antha pichakariya
Kakka: Che, Kindness konjum kooda avaru kaatalada. "Kala Manasukara PK"
Parvathi : Dei intha Statistics'a gavani.

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Statistics (No of Girl Friends on that Date)
PK: Double Digit
Rest of EZOO (GFs of 15 others put together) : 8
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Parvathi: Ithula irunthu enna theriyuthu
Pakiri: Eppadida intha mathiri aaluku ivlo GF irukaanga
Kakka: Ithu than PK'oda unmayana face da.
Girls'ta oru vela Kind'a irukra mathiri nadikiraaru pola.

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To be Continued ..............................

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